I recently saw an episode of SBTB that featured one of my favorite guest characters, James the waiter/out of work actor who works at the Max. James was actually a pretty good actor in retrospect, I found my self genuinely laughing on more than one occasion but, he really should have stayed away from the crazy antics of 16 year old kids.
James' job at the Max was incredibly convenient since he only showed up for work twice and thank the stars. In the two episodes in which he appears Zack is in need of a middle aged man with charisma...
1. Pretend to be Zack's Dad
2. Pretend to be a representative from Harrrvard.
Famous James Impersonations:
1.Derrick Morris (Zack's Dad, not to be confused with Derek Morehouse,wilderness man)
2.Mr. Belding
3.Stanley Alan Taylor (S.A.T.) with the worst fake beard ever. It falls off half way through the scene, Mark-Paul Gosselaar tries so hard not to laugh. It's hard for me to believe that was the best take they shot.
4.Harvard dickhead
Favorite James Quote:
"Bay dock, view, SIDE"!
Names James Calls Helen From Stansbury University:
1.Mrs Potbellyham
2.Mrs Billygoatcheesehamsandwiches
The Only Two Jobs James Got As An Actor:
1. The musical Cats in dog suits where he got bone thrown at him.
2. Julius Caesar, with or without anchovies.
PS: The actor who played James was born in 1950 making him 41 when he first appeared on SBTB, creeeeepy. Years later he also appeared on The New Class, again, he only lasted 2 episodes.
PSS: You may recognize James as Blinkin' from Robin Hood: Men in Tights. "Fix your boobs Blinkin'"!
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