Fake IDs

This episode premiered October 19, 1991. Here we find the gang all enrolled in the same photography class taught by Mr. Belding? Because otherwise there would be no logical place for him in the episode. Zack and Kelly have been broken up for two weeks so Zack is over her and Kelly and Jeff are in a deeply committed relationship.

One day, at the Max, a beautiful college girl (we know she's in college because she's wearing a sweatshirt with USC on it)walks in and she and Zack strike up a conversation. Zack lies about his age and the fact that he also goes to USC, I guess Zack just enjoys hanging out around high schools. They set a date, at an over 18 club. Thank God they learned how to make Fake IDs in photography class! Now they can dance...sober.

Zack, Slater, and Screech make their, no doubt, fool proof Fake IDs, and head to the "The Attic" to meet up with Zack's hot co-ed. While there, they see Kelly's new boyfriend Jeff (aka, I sleep with high school girls) kissing another girl. They don't know what to do so they just leave and because Zack isn't bitter about Kelly ripping out his chest and spitting on his heart he decides not to tell her.

The next day Jessie and Lisa know something is up with the guys because the look exhausted and smell like booze and hooker. Screech spills the beans about the Fake IDs (big surprise) and the girls want some too. Zack decides to tell Kelly about Jeff, but she freaks out and writes it off as jealousy.

While Screech is sneakily making Jessie and Lisa's IDs in the five minutes between classes, Kelly confronts him about Jeff and insists she see for herself, boom, ID for Kelly...free of charge.

The gang, minus Kelly, make their way to the club, to catch Jeff in the act. Jessie gets jealous, we find out AC stands for absolutely charming, Zack is stood up, Lisa is a slut and lets Zack touch her boob...really, and Screech gets molested by a woman named Reggie. Kelly shows up eventually and sees Jeff with her own eyes. Yeah, and she's sorry she ever fell for a dishonest jerk like Jeff. Goodbye!

Kelly goes home and erases all the bad things she wrote about Zack in her diary. Because he dumped her for a creepy older guy...at the prom.

BEST QUOTE
Kelly: You maggot mouth liar, you're just jealous, Jeff would never cheat on me!

Zack: Kelly, I saw it with my own eyes!

Kelly: You're wrong! Last night Jeff was bowling with his roommates. Why don't you just mind your own business and stay out of my life

Harsh Kelly, hm I wonder how Jeff's roommates feel about his molesting young girls?

Lisa: Wait a minute... you have to be eighteen to get to the attic.

Screech: Not true! You could be fifty-four!

AWW MOMENT:
Mrs. Morris, the poor naive girl, walks into Zack's room and gives him a black and white poster of the super rad band Peter, Paul, and Mary while whistling "Puff the Magic Dragon". A great moment in acting.

WHAT THE F*** MOMENT:
Oh so many...
1. How is Screech developing pictures in a brightly lit room. I don't know much about photography, but I know its called a dark room for a reason.

2. Your telling me these kids want Fake IDs to go dancing...dancing?

3. How is Jeff not a professional male model, did you see that picture Kelly took of him for class?

4. Why does this "club" have Doritos just sitting out on the tables...gross.

5. Why does Slater have baby pictures of Jessie in his wallet? That's just odd!