Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Graduation

Ah..it seems like only yesterday we started...
Today's episode takes us to the halls of Bayside for the last time, yep that's right, it's GRADUATION. Zack, on his way to Yale to, no doubt, succeed, is the most excited to leave until, cue the dramatic music, he discovers he is one credit short of graduating with his friends. What to do?

Nerds are assaulted, principals are bribed, but in the end the only thing to do is DANCE! Swan Pond, probably one of the only moments in SBTB history that tries to be funny, and is.

While Zack deals with his drama, Jessie longs to be the school's valedictorian, but the honor is giving to Screech, the kid who didn't know the number for 911. Screech, paralyzed by the fear of public speaking, gives up the honor for Jessie's sake.

During graduation there are more people at the microphone in a four minute period than I thought went to the school. First its Belding, then Jessie (who cries), then Screech, then Zack(?) who let that happen?

BEST QUOTE:
Pete: No problem, I got extra credit from my Spanish cooking class

MR. NITPICK:
So many issues...

1)How was Slater not already in that dance class, he's amazing?
2)Is is possible to not accept being valedictorian, if you didn't want it, why did you work so hard?
3)How is it OK for Zack to get on stage and speak during the ceremony? Usually those things are programed ahead of time.
4)Why aren't they given there diplomas in alphabetical order?
5)Why does Big Pete want a Letterman's jacket now, schools over?

WHAT THE F*** MOMENT:
Simply Zack leaping on to the stage, did Slater shoot him out of canon?

1 comment:

  1. Definitely one of my favorite SBTB moments. And the TBS video didn't show Screech throwing all those eggs into the audience?

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