Another episode where Zack destroys Kelly's hopes and dreams. This episode premiered on Saturday October 7, 1989 and the fun doesn't stop at it's title. Its homecoming week kids and after a 23 year losing streak against valley and their evil, evil cheerleaders, the Bayside Tigers are ready to kick some bulldog ass.
Here we find Kelly nominated for homecoming queen and we can bet our favorite ankle length cheerleading skirt that she's a shoe-in. Meanwhile Zack and Screech are up to no good in chemistry and Screech gets a pie in the face, or at least something that looks like whipped cream, shooting out of a beaker. Hours later a miracle occurs, Screech's normally puss filled pores are spotless and Zack jumps on the opportunity to make a buck.
Selling the cream under the name Beldasil (screw you Belding) he woos young adults with a live demonstration featuring every one's favorite sufferer of cystic acne Craterface Coburn, (he pops out of a locker with skin smoother than a baby's bum). But, of course, nothing good comes easy, and just as Zack sells an ashamed Kelly a tube (she devours that shit!) a horrified Screech arrives with maroon skin, and guess how he got it!
Kelly is pissed, again, and must be in the homecoming parade with a maroon face. But its OK, because Kelly is just like the maroon faced minion students who worship her and she wins.
BEST QUOTE:
Zack: Did you wash your face today?
Screech: Why would I do that during the week? (YUCK)
MR. NITPICK:
How is it possible that both the quarterback of the football team and the homecoming queen are freshman? The upper class man must be really pussies.
I LOVE THE 80S:
Craterface: "Jason Bateman's not on the $10 bill!" (ONLY IN OUR DREAMS!!!)
WHAT THE F*** MOMENT:
What are the odds that the color this mystery cream turns your face is maroon, the team colors of the Bayside Tigers? Whatever. I wouldn't have put any cream Zack gave me on my face anyway. (YUCK AGAIN)
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