There's No Hope With Dope

Tonight's very special episode is one the whole family should watch together. In this episode, which aired November 30, 1991, Bayside has been selected to be the location for an anti-drug commercial. The ad will feature some "real" kids from the school (guess who) alongside A-list actor Johnny Dakota. Right away everyone is smiting with Johnny, especially Kelly, who forms a non-sexual bond with him, (come on Saved by the Bell mix it up, can't anyone ever been interested in Lisa?). Johnny also bonds with Zack by giving him his weird purple jacket, because he's Johnny Dakota, he must have a hundred of those jackets.

Johnny hosts pow-wows where the gang (and some random biker chick who really puts a bummer on the day, see below) talk about their non existent drug experiences. Everything is going well until the (underage) kids get invited to one of Johnny's sleazy industry parties where he smokes pot and then pressures Kelly to do the same. Also, in the alternate universe known as Hollywood, Screech is Johnny's stunt double and no one likes Slater.

The next day Johnny shows up as if nothing had happened, but Zack, who been sucking Johnny's dick every since he walked through the front doors, isn't having it. He throws Johnny's jacket back in his face and gets everyone to stand up to him and dirty pot mouth. So, Johnny quits, he doesn't need this school!

The kids explain what happen to Mr. B, who immediately trusts them, and calls in a favor. Oh yeah, his best bud just so happens to own mother-fucking NBC! So they get to do the commercial and everyone is happy :) Except for that heavy metal chick whose brother in still in a wheelchair, but whatever.

Best Quote:
Zack: "In one word, would I do dope...nope."
Uh, I just got chills.

What The F*** Moment:
Rhonda: "You wanna know what's dumb? My brother used drugs to get high and drive to the beach. Now I have to drive him. He's in a wheelchair."

Whoa. That is intense.

I Love The 90s:
These are the actors Lisa and Jessie boned at the party...
Stone Sutherland = Keifer Sutherland
Luke Diamond = Lou Diamond Phillips

Did You Notice?:
Ox, the lovable jock, appears in this episode as a heavy metal biker dude named Scud who smokes pot in the bathroom. He never appears as this character again, but appears in several more episodes as Ox.