This week we step outside the halls of Bayside and into the dangerous world of dinner theatre. Resident fashionista Lisa won a weekend for six (naturally) to a Murder Mystery Weekend from her local radio station, even though I think her job at KKPI Tiger Radio would conflict with that, but I digress. So the law doens't exsist in this parallel universa and unsupervised teens are allowed to participate in this the show and the kids are very, very excited to see a dead body.
There is a geriatric old couple, hot maid, sexy piano player, a guy with a lump in his back and a very non-heterosexual host. As the weekend progresses more people die, secret passage ways are discovered, a stable boy is accused of murder and we get a lesson in the deadly nature of second hand smoke.
So suspect everyone and be careful, you might be the next to die...or end up in drag.
Best Quote:
Screech: "So the dog lied."
Everyone knows, dogs can't be trusted.
What the F*ck Moment:
Lisa orders a Mango Tonic with a Kiwi Twists because it matches her outfit. You shouldn't have a problem picturing her outfit in your head.
Also, the idea that Mr. Jameson can convince these people that the game stopped and that some of these things actually happened.
Also, Zack's friends immediately believe he killed Lisa for $500 and a necklace.
This whole episode was basically a crazy. I mean how gullible can these people be? I guess enough to go to dinner theatre for a whole weekend!
Statutory Rape Moment of the Year:
Victor the piano player (to Jessie): "For you my beauty, I'll play the Minute Waltz in thirty seconds." Now take off your bra.
When Did That Happen:
Um, Zack tied Screech to railroad tracks? Really?
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