Love Machine

In today's episode, titled Love Machine, the gang is given an assignment by science teacher/ Driver’s Ed expert Mr. Tuttle to come up with their own invention, easy enough, and present it in front of the class. Screech and Kelly are paired up and develop a Love Machine. The machine, when held by two people, shows how compatible they are. Remember this, it will come back to haunt you. Slater and Jessie are still hot and heavy after their Michael Bolton sex fest known as prom and Zack, we assume is again on the market after his life shattering break up with KK (DAMN YOU JEFF!!!!!!).

All loyal SBTB know that Salter's Dad is in the army and Slater traveled around a lot when he was a kid. Well, it looks like he made a stop in the land of Haselhoff, because before you can say strudel, A.C.'s ex from Berlin is at Bayside High and ready to pick up where things left off. She's pretty, way prettier than Jessie, so it is totally believable that both Zack and AC end up fighting for her affections, again. So anyway Slater loves Jessie, and then he loves Jen. Jessie asks Zack to date Jen, AC gets jealous. Zack and Jessie dress up like old farts in really elaborate costumes to spy. Just another day at Bayside.

WHAT THE F*CK MOMENT:

Other than the aforementioned senior citizen cross dressing. We find out that A.C.'s full name is the ever popular Albert-Clifford. Strange enough, this is so shameful that even his American girlfriend Jessie doesn't know this.

STRAY OBSERVATIONS:

When did Zack become a Catskills comedian? Zack does the old "Walk-this-way" gem by "walking-this-way" like Mr. Tuttle and then throws in a "She works hard, I hardly work" zinger for the hell of it. I used to like you Zack, but not anymore.

AND THE AWARD FOR MOST OBVIOUS NAME FOR A GERMAN MOVIE THEATRE GOES TO...

The Berlinaplex

BEST QUOTE:

Zack: "She's your sweet loving mama."

Slater: "Yeah, she is my mama, isn't she?

Hmmm?